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heeeyalison:

hunterthegreat:

This little piggy lost her mommy, so we gave her a home. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

she forgets to mention that kevin bacon’s daddy is sitting in her fridge.

But he had tusks. Tusks are scary.

vastandshitty:

I’ll prepare you for a sick, dark world.

xmayb:

Click here for my foot up your ass.

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This little piggy lost her mommy, so we gave her a home. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

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nature-of-the-human-spirit:

VW

Life

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Ladies and Gentlemen, feast your eyes on my baby wild hog. Her name is Kevin. Kevin Bacon.

wowfunniestposts:

Bored? click!

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There’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument.

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